Report #60 Details

Report-ID: 60
Submitted: 03/29/03 04:26:16
Host: 66.81.41.70
Date: 03/22/03
Days: 1
Resort: Badger Pass
Hours: Day
Equipment: Alpine
Rating: 2
Surface: Crusty, Packed powder, Rocks, Slush, Thin
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Ability: Expert
E-mail: LASYDAISY13@YAHOO.COM
Loved: **TIME ALONE IN THE WOODS**
Hated: THE DAMN SQUIRRELS!!!!
Closed: BADGER PISS
Moguls: POOR

Details:

LAST TIME I WAS AT BADGER PASS I WENT FOR A DAY OF CROSS COUNTRY SKIING ,AND HAPPENED TO BRING MY DILDO JUST INCASE I FOUND MYSELF ALONE. I RAN INTO A PACK OF ANGRY SQUIRRELS WHO ATTACKED ME. IN THE MIDST OF ALL THIS COMMOTION MY DILDO TURNED ON AND STARTED ViBRATING AND FLOPPING AROUND. 10 LITTLE SqUIRRELS LOST THEIR LIFE THAT DAY TO MY DILDO. IT KILLED ALL 10 AND LEFT THEM BLEEDING IN THE SNOW. IT WAS SAD BUT THEY STOPPED ATTACKING. I ALMOST HAD TO BEAT THEM WITH MY LACROSSE STICK THAT I HAPPENED TO HAVE HANDY.mR. sAC WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD. AND I COULDNT USE MY DILDO AT THE RISK AF CONTRACTING SQUIRRLE -AIDS. NOW IM BEING CHARGED FOR HARMING THE ENVIROMENT AND I FACE A $500,000 FINE AND UP TO 2 YEARS IN JAIL. ALL BECAUSE MY DILDO WAS FOUND AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. tHIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU GO SKIING AT bADGER PASS.SO DONT LEAVE YOU DILDO UNATTENDED! best wishes -ROUSSAY DON ROGERS

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