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Report-ID: 58
Submitted: 03/15/03 19:45:30
Host: 169.237.16.34
Date: 03/10/03
Days: 1
Resort: Badger Pass
Hours: Day
Equipment: Snowboard
Rating: 1
Surface: Icy, Rocks, Slush
Gender: Male
Age: 66
Ability: Expert
E-mail: tikipoo2000@yahoo.com
Loved: nothing
Hated: everything
Moguls: terrible
Details:
It all started out, when me and my lesbian lover Shiki head out for a lovely day of snowboarding. But then, this dispicable skier came up to me and yelled, GO BACK TO FRANCE YOU CHINC! I was so offended by this remark, that a female farted everywhere, (also known as a queef). I screamed back to them, THIS IS PERPOSTROUS! There was no snow, only ice and slush. Consider the following: I would like you to no that I would rather go to France than go snowboarding at Badger Pass ever again. Hopefully you will take this letter into your deepest consideration. I'm warning you! THE IGUANA WILL GET YOU! THE PIGEONS WILL SHIT ON YOU! AND THE CHINCS WILL EAT YOUR EGGROLLS! Best Wishes, Rufus Cornelius Hess
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